For 8 years now I’ve had a Microsoft Trackball. Actually, my wife used it mostly when we first got it - I had a Logitech roller ball mouse. But it went kaput and I’ve been using the Trackball for some time.
Why the Microsoft Trackball?
Because I hate the touchpad mouse that most laptops have. It makes my finger feel weird… I always envision having tumors growing inside of my digits, running up my arm, through my neck, and into my brain (I have issues, I know.) The Trackball is cool… I just roll my pointer around and never move my hand! Sweet, sweet technological nirvana!
Yes, I’ve gotten joked about it on multiple occasions. In 2008, it’s a bit of an oddity, the ole Trackball! It’s big, bulky, and has a 4 buttons - 2 on each side. The 2 on the left side of the mouse (I’m right handed) are my left and right click buttons. There’s a wheel that my thumb can use to scroll up and down. The 2 buttons on the right side, don’t ask me what they do. I’ve never taken the time to figure out nor to edit the settings. The only thing I know that occasionally if my pinky finger hits one of them while I’m in the web browser, it’s takes me to the previous page, which is reeaaallly annoying. So I guess it serves as a back button (and forward, maybe.)
But in spite of it all, I love the Trackball!
Did I mention the cool, bright, marble-like, red and black ball? And the red light that shines all around the hypnotic orb that is the actual roller ball?
I take it everywhere I go - if I’m out of town, the Trackball goes with me. The Trackball is my friend. The Trackball is my co-worker. The Trackball is my… well, suffice it to say, I love-livity-love it.
It was just time for the Trackball to move on
Now my Trackball is dead. My sweet, gray, smooth-from-years-of-use-and-love Trackball bit the bullet. It… just. stopped. working. No lights. No nothing.
Time of death: 6:49 PM, EST.
Not sure if I can move to the newer, smaller models on the market. Not sure how I can ever really go on. Not sure how long the pain will…
Farewell, Microsoft Trackball Explorer USB mouse. I hope you’re happy on that big mouse pad in the sky! Oh wait, you’re a TRACKBALL… you don’t need no stinking mouse pad.